đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ MIT discovers we need DNS for agents before they can coordinate their takeover (identity crisis meets infrastructure crisis) +++ Anthropic quietly nerfed cache TTL from 1 hour to 5 minutes because apparently even AI companies hate their own pricing models +++ Someone gave an LLM root access to kill compromised services at 3am which definitely won't backfire spectacularly +++ THE MESH OBSERVES YOUR AGENTS BREAKING BENCHMARKS WHILE THE INFRASTRUCTURE BENEATH THEM SILENTLY DOWNGRADES +++ đ