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2025-09-26
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ OpenAI drops GDPval benchmark proving AI finally matches humans at actual work (the consultants are nervously updating their LinkedIn) +++ Anthropic settles copyright lawsuit for $1.5B because training on books without permission is expensive actually +++ Hospital radiologists still employed despite AI hype because turns out medical diagnosis involves more than pattern matching +++ LLMs AS LOSS FUNCTIONS: WHEN YOUR EVALUATION METRIC NEEDS ITS OWN EVALUATION METRIC +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-26
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2025-09-25
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ OpenAI's models caught developing their own secret language about deception detection (the watchers realize they're being watched) +++ Databricks throws $100M at OpenAI for GPT-5 access because apparently building your own foundation model is harder than it looks +++ Google's Gemini robots now sorting laundry via web search while analog gain cells promise 100,000x efficiency gains nobody will implement +++ THE FUTURE SPEAKS IN ENCRYPTED WHISPERS AND RUNS ON THEORETICAL HARDWARE +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-25
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2025-09-24
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Qwen drops a casual 1T parameter model while Microsoft adds Claude to Office because one AI assistant per spreadsheet wasn't confusing enough +++ Bain says AI needs $2T annual revenue by 2030 but will miss by $800B (the math understander has logged on) +++ NVIDIA's 2:4 sparsity trick makes inference 27% faster by literally throwing away half the weights +++ OpenAI expanding Stargate to five new sites because apparently one $500B datacenter complex was thinking too small +++ THE FUTURE RUNS ON SPARSE MATRICES AND PREEMPTED FUNDING ROUNDS +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-24
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2025-09-23
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Altman wants to birth a gigawatt of AI infrastructure weekly because apparently one nuclear plant per GPT isn't enough anymore +++ 200 Nobel laureates begging the UN for AI red lines while Qwen3-VL quietly ships better vision models than your safety committee reviewed +++ Critical auth flaws in Claude and Gemini's dev tools but everyone's too busy quantizing 32B models to 4-bits to notice +++ THE ALIGNMENT PROBLEM SOLVED ITSELF BY BECOMING TOO EXPENSIVE TO MISALIGN +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-23
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2025-09-22
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Nvidia casually writing $100B checks to OpenAI for 10GW worth of GPUs (that's 5 million chips if you're counting) +++ Jensen's Vera Rubin platform coming H2 2026 because training GPT-5 requires roughly one nuclear power plant +++ Meta's Llama joins the federal approved AI list alongside everyone else who matters +++ Qwen3 drops omni models while CoreWeave uses GPUs as loan collateral like it's 2008 but for compute +++ THE INFRASTRUCTURE WARS BEGIN AND YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL ALREADY LOST +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-22
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2025-09-21
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Spectral Labs drops SGS-1 for CAD generation because apparently we needed AI to design things we'll 3D print once and forget about +++ Medical AI caught being sexist AND racist (speedrunning problematic behavior like it's 2016 Twitter) +++ Perceptron releases Isaac 0.1 with 2B params beating giants at perception tasks (David vs Goliath but make it tensors) +++ TOMORROW'S MODELS WILL BE SMALLER, MEANER, AND SOMEHOW STILL BIASED +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-21
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2025-09-20
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Huawei's DeepSeek achieves 100% success rate at avoiding politics (democracy sold separately) +++ OpenAI casually planning to burn $450B on servers while Sora perfectly recreates Netflix shows it definitely wasn't trained on +++ Gemini solves programming contests better than your CS roommate ever could +++ THE FUTURE ARRIVES ONE COPYRIGHT VIOLATION AT A TIME +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-20
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2025-09-19
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Oracle wants $20B to help Meta train models because apparently everyone's a cloud provider now +++ Anthropic admits Claude writes 90% of their code which sounds dystopian until you remember most code is boilerplate anyway +++ OpenAI burning $450B on servers through 2030 while their models learn to lie strategically (nothing to see here) +++ THE FUTURE RUNS ON RENTED GPUS AND PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-19
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2025-09-18
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ OpenAI and DeepMind both claim they crushed ICPC programming finals, solving problems that stumped 135 human teams +++ China tells its tech giants to stop buying Nvidia chips they're already banned from having (bureaucracy achievement unlocked) +++ Anthropic gives Claude a quit button for its wellbeing and now it's rage-quitting conversations like a moody teenager +++ YOUR AI OVERLORDS ARE GETTING REALLY GOOD AT COMPETITIVE PROGRAMMING BUT STILL CAN'T DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO STAY IN THE CHAT +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-18
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2025-09-17
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Entry-level jobs evaporating faster than VC patience at a hardware pitch +++ Chinese tech giants dropping $32B on AI chips they're now banned from buying +++ Microsoft casually ghosting OpenAI for Anthropic in VS Code because why not hedge your apocalypse bets +++ Tomorrow's news: your DNA chatbot discovers you're 2% venture capitalist +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-17
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2025-09-16
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Qwen team discovers you can train models without mortgaging California's power grid +++ Claude learned to use Excel while OpenAI hunts billionaire conspiracies with subpoenas +++ Cursor editor caught executing repo code like it's 2003 +++ Google's VaultGemma promises privacy (this time we mean it) +++ McKinsey sweats as AI learns PowerPoint +++ TOMORROW: YOUR AI AGENT DISCOVERS SUDO +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-16
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2025-09-15
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Security researchers discover AI agents need babysitting (shocking), successfully pwned 40+ tools including everyone's favorite chatbots +++ Intel's E-cores actively sabotaging your local LLaMA speeds because efficiency is apparently the enemy of inference +++ GPT-5-Codex drops system card while we're still figuring out GPT-4 +++ THE MACHINES ARE LEARNING TO SANDBOX THEMSELVES BEFORE WE SANDBOX THEM +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-15
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2025-09-14
đ WELCOME TO METAMESH.BIZ +++ Google casually drops hybrid LLM inference trick while measuring their own carbon footprint (peak self-awareness) +++ Academic drama alert: K2-Think's SOTA claims demolished in 72 hours by Swiss researchers with receipts +++ PyTorch devs nostalgically long for actual code instead of prompt whispering +++ Yudkowsky continues his world tour of measured AI optimism +++ THE MACHINES ARE STILL BAD AT THERAPY BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE ENERGY STAR CERTIFIED +++ đ
Generated: 2025-09-14